From: Eddie Barker / Subject: They got what they wanted
My friend Jason told me about the weird wish he had. He said he'd love to go out with my mom and have a real date with this amazing lady. Freaky, I thought, but possible. My mother was a lonely woman, so I thought going out with a handsome young guy might be something she would enjoy. I could not even imagine how right I was! I left for some party while Jason took her out for a date, and when I returned, I found them right in the hall, with my dirty mother enjoying Jason's hard meatstick in all the positions imaginable! Oh my, I thought, what a date!