Since I was a boy, I was crazy about cars, like my father. My friend Jeremy had this red Mustang, a cool vintage babe I would love to lay my hands on. I had the money to pay for it, but he would not sell. Once we were having some beer, and after some bottles were done, he told me he would sell the Mustang to me if I helped him to bang my mom. It seemed really freakin dirty at first, but then I thought, my mom is a club dancer, she meets lots of men anyway, so we agreed. I introduced them to each other and left, hiding behind the door. Jeez, my hot mom gave that bastard a ride of the century!